This exchange in our house, last week:
Me: Can you plunge the kitchen sink today? [It's an old house, with old plumbing, crazy previous owners - the plumbing of the kitchen and downstairs bathtub is connected in a not-good way.]
TMOTH: I'll see if I can get to it.
I leave for work and later get this e-mail:
"Kitchen sink is plunged. I broke the faucet. Off to Home Depot to get parts to fix it."
I get home and see this - and busted a gut laughing:
I suppose we'll have to replace it eventually, but it actually works better with the funky stupid sink the previous idiot owners installed.